Miss Suzie/Miss Lucy

This is a hand-clapping game/rhyme...

Verse:

Miss Susie had a baby She named him Tiny Tim She put him in the bathtub To see if he could swim

He drank up all the water He ate up all the soap He tried to eat the bathtub But it wouldn't go down his throat

Miss Susie called the doctor The doctor called the nurse The nurse called the lady With the alligator purse

"Measles" said the doctor "Mumps" said the nurse "I don't know" said the lady With the alligator purse!

Contributed by Karri - Thank you!


Miss Lucy Had a Baby
This is a similar entry with a few variations

Verse:

Miss Lucy had a baby, She named him Tiny Tim, She put him in the bathtub, To see if he could swim.

He drank up all the water, He ate up all the soap, He tried to eat the bathtub, but it wouldn't go down his throat.

Miss Lucy called the doctor, Miss Lucy called the nurse, Miss Lucy called the lady with the alligator purse.

In walked the doctor, In walked the nurse, In walked the lady with the alligator purse.

Mumps said the doctor, Measles said the nurse, Nothing said the lady with the alligator purse.

Out walked the doctor, Out walked the nurse, Out walked the lady with the alligator purse.

Contributed by Mickey - Thank you!


"Miss Suzy"

Miss Suzy had a tug boat
The tug boat had a belt
Miss Suzy went to heaven
The tug boat went to
Hello operator please give me number 9
And if you disconnect me
I'll chop off your
Behind the refrigerator there was a piece of glass Miss Suzy sat upon it and broke her little Ask me no more questions Tell me no more lies The boys are in the bathrooms Zipping up their Flies are in the meadows Bees are in their hives Miss Suzy and her boyfriend are kissing in the D-A-R-K D-A-R-K D-A-R-K Dark